Arrive to the designated meeting place five to ten minutes early to scout possible escape routes.
Master your firm handshake and polite conversation by practicing on your own parents first.
Dress to impress! Pair a blazer with a T-shirt featuring an airbrushed portrait of their daughter.
Avoid discussing controversial and possibly divisive topics such as your age or employment situation.
When all else fails, deploy the same charming little quips you used on Jessica’s parents last year.
