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Tips​​ For​​ Getting​​ The ​​Most​​ Out​​ Of ​​Life

Travel to a foreign country and have a once-in-a-lifetime experience with someone you love, or, short of that, just convince yourself that happiness comes from within.


Do something that scares you every day. Live your life in permanent terror.


Shout frequently.


Unplug completely to get the most possible out of life 20 years ago.


Remember, you are not alone. There are plenty of people out there not living their dreams.


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