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‘Three-Person Baby’ IVF Method Deemed Safe

Nature magazine has published a new study in which genetic material from two parents was placed inside a third-party embryo to produce a healthy baby with the DNA of three people, though doctors emphasize this is not “messing with God” but rather finding new uses for mitochondria. What do you think?

Brenda Cavill • Copper Welder

“So what’s the appropriate age for them to learn they’re monstrosities?”

Brenda Cavill • Copper Welder

Dick Eiselman • Gerbil Salesman

“Those doctors need to dispense of their false modesty and admit that they’re really sticking it to God here.”

Dick Eiselman • Gerbil Salesman

Darien Drummond • Stapler Marketer

“That just gives the baby one more person to resent later.”

Darien Drummond • Stapler Marketer