Nature magazine has published a new study in which genetic material from two parents was placed inside a third-party embryo to produce a healthy baby with the DNA of three people, though doctors emphasize this is not “messing with God” but rather finding new uses for mitochondria. What do you think?
“So what’s the appropriate age for them to learn they’re monstrosities?”
Brenda Cavill • Copper Welder
“Those doctors need to dispense of their false modesty and admit that they’re really sticking it to God here.”
Dick Eiselman • Gerbil Salesman
“That just gives the baby one more person to resent later.”
Darien Drummond • Stapler Marketer