Thousands Dead In Wake Of Low-Carbon Diet

FORT WALTON BEACH, FL—Doctors are linking nearly 9,000 deaths nationwide to the popular low-carbon diet outlined in the bestselling book, Dr. Wesley’s Elemental Dieting. “Dr. Ryan Wesley’s book tells dieters to avoid consuming carbon, an element that occurs in all organic life, animal and vegetable,” said Dr. Peter Castle, a nutritionist at Johns Hopkins University. “Although Wesley dieters can ingest limitless hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen, deriving nutrients only from gases is not viable in the long term.” The low-carbon diet first came to prominence in February 2004 when Wesley appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show weighing an astonishing 76 pounds.