A string of scandals has prompted the NFL to impose stricter testing standards for performance-enhancing drugs, especially the steroid THG. What do you think?
“Sports-wise, I don’t have any experience with performance-enhancing drugs…only the spectation-enhancing kind.”
Jesse Scott • Painter
“Huh. So, Bill Romanowski tested positive for high levels of THUG?”
Tammy Rinaldi • Programmer
“I’m glad drugs are out of the hands of radio hosts and into the hands of athletes, where they belong.”
Robert Neighbors • Statistician
“It’s admirable that those athletes only use drugs that enhance performance. Today’s kids could learn a lot from these role models.”
Patty Grubner • Convention Planner
“Apparently, the type of performance-enhancing drugs the Raiders were using aren’t the kind that help you pressure the quarterback, stop the run, or establish a goddamn passing game.”
Albert Kinard • Systems Analyst
“THG? It’s harmless. I use it to clean my coffee maker. I don’t see why everyone’s so RAHRRRRR!”
Joe Wendt • Interpreter
