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The Week In Sports – Week Of November 2, 2013

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Blake Griffin Caught Plagiarizing Dunks
Blake Griffin Caught Plagiarizing Dunks
63-14 Loss Disgraces Penn State Football Program
63-14 Loss Disgraces Penn State Football Program
Red Sox Host Cardinals For Game 6 Of World Series At Boston’s Orpheum Theatre
Red Sox Host Cardinals For Game 6 Of World Series At Boston’s Orpheum Theatre
Red Sox Fan Dedicates Garbage Can He’s Lighting On Fire To Marathon Victims
Red Sox Fan Dedicates Garbage Can He’s Lighting On Fire To Marathon Victims
Weirdest Game Finishes In Sports History
Weirdest Game Finishes In Sports History

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