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The Week In Sports – Week Of January 12, 2013

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Home Crowd Disagrees With Ref’s Call But Respects His Decision
Home Crowd Disagrees With Ref’s Call But Respects His Decision
Offensive Lineman Opens Up Massive Hole In His Frontal Cortex
Offensive Lineman Opens Up Massive Hole In His Frontal Cortex
Grantland Game Recap Completely Omits Influence Of ‘NYPD Blue’ On Modern Ensemble Dramas
Grantland Game Recap Completely Omits Influence Of ‘NYPD Blue’ On Modern Ensemble Dramas
Pee-Wee Hockey Player Wishes Dad Cared Enough To Fight At Games
Pee-Wee Hockey Player Wishes Dad Cared Enough To Fight At Games
Worst Sports Teams
Worst Sports Teams
Defense Needs To Be More Physical, Reports Man Slumped On Couch For Past 5 Hours
Defense Needs To Be More Physical, Reports Man Slumped On Couch For Past 5 Hours
BREAKING: Producers Assume Shannon Sharpe Doing Highlights Right Now
BREAKING: Producers Assume Shannon Sharpe Doing Highlights Right Now

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