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The Week In Review

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Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked
Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked
Jostens Unveils New Engagement Rings For Pregnant High-Schoolers
Jostens Unveils New Engagement Rings For Pregnant High-Schoolers
Report: Some Kid’s Head Cracked Open In Gym This Morning
Report: Some Kid’s Head Cracked Open In Gym This Morning
Fred Durst Spray Paints ’Limp Bizkit’ On Bridge
Fred Durst Spray Paints ’Limp Bizkit’ On Bridge
Small, Unathletic Walk-On Injures 9 Starters In Notre Dame Football Practice
Small, Unathletic Walk-On Injures 9 Starters In Notre Dame Football Practice
Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics
Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics
Loser Senior Takes Loser Freshman Under His Wing
Loser Senior Takes Loser Freshman Under His Wing
America: Is It Worth The Effort?
America: Is It Worth The Effort?

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