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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September, 8, 2014

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Housefly Drops Everything To Go Stand On Watermelon Slice
Housefly Drops Everything To Go Stand On Watermelon Slice
Report: This Just The 30th Wake-Up Call Woman Needed
Report: This Just The 30th Wake-Up Call Woman Needed
New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone
New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone
Mayor Hits On Crazy Idea Of Developing City’s Waterfront, Green Spaces
Mayor Hits On Crazy Idea Of Developing City’s Waterfront, Green Spaces
Towels Across Water Park Lounge Chairs Mark Family’s Ironclad Claim
Towels Across Water Park Lounge Chairs Mark Family’s Ironclad Claim
First Day Of School Photos A Chance To See How Much Cousin’s Kids Are Chunking Out This Year
First Day Of School Photos A Chance To See How Much Cousin’s Kids Are Chunking Out This Year
New Biodiversity Program Busses In Species From Outside Ecosystems
New Biodiversity Program Busses In Species From Outside Ecosystems
Woman Not Going To Let Husband Of 60 Years Drag Her Into Death At Same Time
Woman Not Going To Let Husband Of 60 Years Drag Her Into Death At Same Time
Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones
Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones
Owner’s Box: Screws, Splintered Bones, Mangled Joints That Make Up Rob Gronkowski Poised For Huge Fantasy Year
Owner’s Box: Screws, Splintered Bones, Mangled Joints That Make Up Rob Gronkowski Poised For Huge Fantasy Year
Bath & Body Works Scientists Destroy Experimental Scent Unfit For Mankind
Bath & Body Works Scientists Destroy Experimental Scent Unfit For Mankind
Scientists Announce Ambitious Project To Map Layer Of Garbage On Ocean Floor
Scientists Announce Ambitious Project To Map Layer Of Garbage On Ocean Floor
Lunch Barely Misses Area Man’s Vital Organs
Lunch Barely Misses Area Man’s Vital Organs
I-90 Adds Lane For Drivers Traveling Cross-Country To Stop Woman From Marrying Wrong Man
I-90 Adds Lane For Drivers Traveling Cross-Country To Stop Woman From Marrying Wrong Man
Jerry Jones Claims Dallas Cowboys Are The Team To Beat Up On This Season
Jerry Jones Claims Dallas Cowboys Are The Team To Beat Up On This Season

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