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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 7, 2015

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God Wondering How Far He Could Throw Earth
God Wondering How Far He Could Throw Earth
Boss Able To Seamlessly Blend Constructive Criticism With Personal Attacks
Boss Able To Seamlessly Blend Constructive Criticism With Personal Attacks
Pope Cleans Up Dead Angel Who Flew Into Sistine Chapel Window
Pope Cleans Up Dead Angel Who Flew Into Sistine Chapel Window
Relationship In Exciting Early Stage Where Every Exchange Causes Unspeakable Anxiety
Relationship In Exciting Early Stage Where Every Exchange Causes Unspeakable Anxiety
Neighborhood Starting To Get Too Safe For Family To Afford
Neighborhood Starting To Get Too Safe For Family To Afford
Ted Cruz Worried All The Good Countries To Wall Off Taken By Other Candidates
Ted Cruz Worried All The Good Countries To Wall Off Taken By Other Candidates
Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week
Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week
Frenzied Trump Supporters Admit They’d Be Just As Happy Tearing Him To Pieces
Frenzied Trump Supporters Admit They’d Be Just As Happy Tearing Him To Pieces
Denny’s Market Researcher Emerges From Focus Group Shaken After Finding Out What Americans Really Want For Breakfast
Denny’s Market Researcher Emerges From Focus Group Shaken After Finding Out What Americans Really Want For Breakfast
New Dating Site Suggests People You Already Know But Thought You Were Too Good For
New Dating Site Suggests People You Already Know But Thought You Were Too Good For
5-Year-Old At Underfunded Kindergarten Enjoying Last Few Weeks Before Achievement Gap Kicks In
5-Year-Old At Underfunded Kindergarten Enjoying Last Few Weeks Before Achievement Gap Kicks In
Naked, Dripping Wet Tom Brady Thrilled By Judge’s Decision To Overturn Suspension, Imagines Judge
Naked, Dripping Wet Tom Brady Thrilled By Judge’s Decision To Overturn Suspension, Imagines Judge

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