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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 29, 2014

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Man Has Pretty Good Idea Which Friend Going To Give Up On Dream First
Man Has Pretty Good Idea Which Friend Going To Give Up On Dream First
7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming
7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming
Obama Sleeping With Louisville Slugger Under Bed Now
Obama Sleeping With Louisville Slugger Under Bed Now
Mars Maven Begins Mission To Take Thousands Of High-Resolution Desktop Backgrounds
Mars Maven Begins Mission To Take Thousands Of High-Resolution Desktop Backgrounds
Rescue Dog Adopted For Couple Weeks
Rescue Dog Adopted For Couple Weeks
Report: You’re Actually Saving Money With Roller Rink Membership
Report: You’re Actually Saving Money With Roller Rink Membership
Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier
Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier
NASA Administrator Resigns After Leak Of Offensive Anti-Moon Email
NASA Administrator Resigns After Leak Of Offensive Anti-Moon Email
Single Napkin Accompanying Takeout Order Presumes Man Eats Anything Like Human Being
Single Napkin Accompanying Takeout Order Presumes Man Eats Anything Like Human Being
Congressman Embroiled In Sexting Scandal Explains: ’I Wanted That Girl To See My Penis’
Congressman Embroiled In Sexting Scandal Explains: ’I Wanted That Girl To See My Penis’
Woman Worried Student Loans Could Prevent Her From One Day Owning Entirely Different Kind Of Crippling Debt
Woman Worried Student Loans Could Prevent Her From One Day Owning Entirely Different Kind Of Crippling Debt
Man Given 3 Months To Live Throws In One Or Two Non-Sexual Things To Do
Man Given 3 Months To Live Throws In One Or Two Non-Sexual Things To Do
What Mom Would Have Wanted Evolving Over Course Of Funeral Planning
What Mom Would Have Wanted Evolving Over Course Of Funeral Planning
Parents Considering Second Child So Daughter Can Have Someone To Grow Apart From
Parents Considering Second Child So Daughter Can Have Someone To Grow Apart From
45% Of Items In Woman’s Apartment Have Word ‘Love’ Written On Them
45% Of Items In Woman’s Apartment Have Word ‘Love’ Written On Them

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