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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 15, 2014

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Man Excited To Give Visiting Friends The Real Fort Wayne Experience
Man Excited To Give Visiting Friends The Real Fort Wayne Experience
Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where
Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where
Cannibal Corpse Blasting From Papal Apartment Window
Cannibal Corpse Blasting From Papal Apartment Window
Adjusting Several Sliders On Recording Studio’s Mixing Console Pays Off Big Time
Adjusting Several Sliders On Recording Studio’s Mixing Console Pays Off Big Time
Bank Of America Introduces New $50 Underdraft Fee
Bank Of America Introduces New $50 Underdraft Fee
Doctor Has Troubling Amount Of Available Appointment Slots
Doctor Has Troubling Amount Of Available Appointment Slots
Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement
Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement
3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot
3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot
John Harbaugh: ’It’s Hard To Watch Disturbing Footage Of Our Loss To The Bengals’
John Harbaugh: ’It’s Hard To Watch Disturbing Footage Of Our Loss To The Bengals’
Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
Absentminded Nation Catches Itself Turning To Its Leaders Again
Absentminded Nation Catches Itself Turning To Its Leaders Again
Owner’s Box: Don’t Panic And Drop All Domestic Abusers From Your Roster Just Because Of Ray Rice Suspension
Owner’s Box: Don’t Panic And Drop All Domestic Abusers From Your Roster Just Because Of Ray Rice Suspension
Casino Reporting Steady Profits From Slot Machine That Promises Players They Will Lose
Casino Reporting Steady Profits From Slot Machine That Promises Players They Will Lose
Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life
Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life
Uneasy Détente Forms Between Man Sitting On Patio, Bee
Uneasy Détente Forms Between Man Sitting On Patio, Bee

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