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The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 15, 2018

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Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence To Throw Support Behind Restoring Shōgun To Throne Of Japan
Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence To Throw Support Behind Restoring Shōgun To Throne Of Japan
Middlebury Vermont Town Council Continues 242-Year Tradition Of American Democracy With 4-1 Vote To Rezone Lot For New Popeyes
Middlebury Vermont Town Council Continues 242-Year Tradition Of American Democracy With 4-1 Vote To Rezone Lot For New Popeyes
Climate Scientists Confirm There’s Still Time To Blow Up The Earth
Climate Scientists Confirm There’s Still Time To Blow Up The Earth
Simple Joy Of Childhood Stolen From Toddler Who Was Just Told He Can’t Touch Own Genitals At Dinner Table
Simple Joy Of Childhood Stolen From Toddler Who Was Just Told He Can’t Touch Own Genitals At Dinner Table
Strange, Nightmarish Incident Results In Man Waking Up As Giant Kafka
Strange, Nightmarish Incident Results In Man Waking Up As Giant Kafka
Excited Patient Points Out Organ He Wants From Kidney Tank In Hospital Lobby
Excited Patient Points Out Organ He Wants From Kidney Tank In Hospital Lobby
Report: Most Americans’ Retirement Plans Consist Of Hoping Their Random Junk Turns Out To Be Collector’s Item Worth Millions
Report: Most Americans’ Retirement Plans Consist Of Hoping Their Random Junk Turns Out To Be Collector’s Item Worth Millions
New Polls Increase Fears That Midterm Elections Will Be Won By Wave Of Politicians
New Polls Increase Fears That Midterm Elections Will Be Won By Wave Of Politicians
Febreze Releases New Air Horn For Covering Up Unpleasant Bathroom Sounds
Febreze Releases New Air Horn For Covering Up Unpleasant Bathroom Sounds
U.S. Citizens: ‘We Love When Thing Taste Like Other Thing’
U.S. Citizens: ‘We Love When Thing Taste Like Other Thing’
Calm, Measured Trump Hard At Work After Freak Accident Leaves Him With Railroad Spike Lodged In Skull
Calm, Measured Trump Hard At Work After Freak Accident Leaves Him With Railroad Spike Lodged In Skull
Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life
Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life
Mom Still Raving About Butternut Squash Ravioli She Tried 13 Years Ago
Mom Still Raving About Butternut Squash Ravioli She Tried 13 Years Ago
Salamanders Bravely Offer To Go Extinct In Place Of Better Animal
Salamanders Bravely Offer To Go Extinct In Place Of Better Animal
Woman Always Gets Best Ideas While Taking Shower With Two Jacked Dudes
Woman Always Gets Best Ideas While Taking Shower With Two Jacked Dudes
Report: Many States Still Relying On Outdated Methods To Disenfranchise Voters
Report: Many States Still Relying On Outdated Methods To Disenfranchise Voters
Frightened Don Jr. Asks If He Can Sleep In Dad’s Bed After Bad Dream About Being Indicted
Frightened Don Jr. Asks If He Can Sleep In Dad’s Bed After Bad Dream About Being Indicted
Kanye West Jumps On Massage Table To Deliver Speech About Relaxation
Kanye West Jumps On Massage Table To Deliver Speech About Relaxation
Mom Hates Bad Guy In Movie
Mom Hates Bad Guy In Movie

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