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The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 12, 2015

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‘Our Town’ Cast Party Going Off The Rails
‘Our Town’ Cast Party Going Off The Rails
Pope Francis Donates Clothing To Needy Refugees
Pope Francis Donates Clothing To Needy Refugees
Kerry Downs Another Vodka Shot As The Last Of Putin’s Security Detail Passes Out
Kerry Downs Another Vodka Shot As The Last Of Putin’s Security Detail Passes Out
Girl Finally Speaking Up Enough For People To Critique Her Speaking Voice
Girl Finally Speaking Up Enough For People To Critique Her Speaking Voice
Quiznos Releases New 6-Foot-Long Party Man
Quiznos Releases New 6-Foot-Long Party Man
Obama Returns From Trade Summit With 5 Stout Ships Full Of Cardamom, Silk, And Indigo
Obama Returns From Trade Summit With 5 Stout Ships Full Of Cardamom, Silk, And Indigo
Childish 12-Year-Old Still Believes In Father
Childish 12-Year-Old Still Believes In Father
Man Overjoyed He No Longer Has To Purchase Entire Day’s Worth Of Egg McMuffins In Morning
Man Overjoyed He No Longer Has To Purchase Entire Day’s Worth Of Egg McMuffins In Morning
Brutalized Toothbrush Wishes Owner Would Just Let It Die
Brutalized Toothbrush Wishes Owner Would Just Let It Die
New Anti-Drug Program Teaches Teens To Resist Psychiatrist’s Constant Pressure To Use Drugs
New Anti-Drug Program Teaches Teens To Resist Psychiatrist’s Constant Pressure To Use Drugs
Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex
Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex
Sight Of 400 War Elephants On Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival In Swing State
Sight Of 400 War Elephants On Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival In Swing State

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