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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 7, 2016

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Anthony Weiner Sends Apology Sext To Entire Clinton Campaign
Anthony Weiner Sends Apology Sext To Entire Clinton Campaign
Heroic Prego Advertisement Replaces Refreshed Webpage’s Presidential Campaign Banner
Heroic Prego Advertisement Replaces Refreshed Webpage’s Presidential Campaign Banner
New Report Finds Voters Have No Idea How Outraged They Supposed To Be About Anything Anymore
New Report Finds Voters Have No Idea How Outraged They Supposed To Be About Anything Anymore
Phone Lifted Up By Headphone Cord Like Prize Fish
Phone Lifted Up By Headphone Cord Like Prize Fish
Clinton Staff Readies EMP Launch To Disable All Nation’s Electronic Devices
Clinton Staff Readies EMP Launch To Disable All Nation’s Electronic Devices
Nation Puts 2016 Election Into Perspective By Reminding Itself Some Species Of Sea Turtles Get Eaten By Birds Just Seconds After They Hatch
Nation Puts 2016 Election Into Perspective By Reminding Itself Some Species Of Sea Turtles Get Eaten By Birds Just Seconds After They Hatch
Nurse Reminds Elderly Man She’s Just Down The Hall If He Starts To Die
Nurse Reminds Elderly Man She’s Just Down The Hall If He Starts To Die
Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioting In Heaven Following World Series Win
Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioting In Heaven Following World Series Win
Cleveland Indians Worried Team Cursed After Building Franchise On Old Native American Stereotype
Cleveland Indians Worried Team Cursed After Building Franchise On Old Native American Stereotype
Trump Raises Concern Over Members Of Urban Communities Voting More Than Zero Times
Trump Raises Concern Over Members Of Urban Communities Voting More Than Zero Times
Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’
Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’
Trump Makes Last-Minute Push To Appeal To Whites
Trump Makes Last-Minute Push To Appeal To Whites

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