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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 5, 2018

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MTA Unveils $28 Billion Plan To Renovate Subway Masturbators
MTA Unveils $28 Billion Plan To Renovate Subway Masturbators
‘Fox & Friends’ Denounces Bombing Suspect As Overenthusiastic Fan Whose Heart Basically In Right Place
‘Fox & Friends’ Denounces Bombing Suspect As Overenthusiastic Fan Whose Heart Basically In Right Place
Queen Elizabeth Hides Out In Bushes To Catch Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages From Buckingham Palace Porch
Queen Elizabeth Hides Out In Bushes To Catch Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages From Buckingham Palace Porch
Man Doesn’t Get Why People Waste Money On Therapist When They Could Just Emotionally Crush Girlfriend
Man Doesn’t Get Why People Waste Money On Therapist When They Could Just Emotionally Crush Girlfriend
New Study Shows Majority Of Late Afternoon Sleepiness At Work Caused By Undetected Carbon Monoxide Leak
New Study Shows Majority Of Late Afternoon Sleepiness At Work Caused By Undetected Carbon Monoxide Leak
Coleman Unveils New Slowly Leaking Air Mattress For House Guests Who Won’t Take A Hint
Coleman Unveils New Slowly Leaking Air Mattress For House Guests Who Won’t Take A Hint
Revlon Unveils New Age-Defying Monster Makeup
Revlon Unveils New Age-Defying Monster Makeup
Voter Just Needs To Know Which Candidate Chops Wood In A Flannel Shirt
Voter Just Needs To Know Which Candidate Chops Wood In A Flannel Shirt
Cryptic Long John Silver’s Campaign Just Says ‘You Are The Bait Now’
Cryptic Long John Silver’s Campaign Just Says ‘You Are The Bait Now’
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Haunted House Guests Escorted Into VIP Section Where They Can Touch The Performers
Haunted House Guests Escorted Into VIP Section Where They Can Touch The Performers
Trump Turns On Fox News And Tells Aides To Make Whatever They’re Saying A Law
Trump Turns On Fox News And Tells Aides To Make Whatever They’re Saying A Law
‘Take This Grape For It Is The Witch’s Eye, Take This Spaghetti For It Is The Witch’s Brain,’ Says Pope Francis During Halloween-Themed Communion
‘Take This Grape For It Is The Witch’s Eye, Take This Spaghetti For It Is The Witch’s Brain,’ Says Pope Francis During Halloween-Themed Communion
‘It’s Just A Costume, It’s Just A Costume,’ Man Nervously Assures Himself As Giant Hot Dog Starts Walking Toward Him
‘It’s Just A Costume, It’s Just A Costume,’ Man Nervously Assures Himself As Giant Hot Dog Starts Walking Toward Him
Political Scientists Trace American Democracy’s Severe Polarization To Fucking Idiots On Other Side Of Aisle
Political Scientists Trace American Democracy’s Severe Polarization To Fucking Idiots On Other Side Of Aisle
Man Exhausted After Having To Explain Halloween Costume For Umpteenth Time
Man Exhausted After Having To Explain Halloween Costume For Umpteenth Time
Paramedics Didn’t Realize How Hard It Would Be To Cut Drunk Woman Out Of Elmo Costume
Paramedics Didn’t Realize How Hard It Would Be To Cut Drunk Woman Out Of Elmo Costume
Girlfriend Really Has Mind Of Its Own Today
Girlfriend Really Has Mind Of Its Own Today
Jesus Announces Plans To Return Once The Dow Clears 27,000
Jesus Announces Plans To Return Once The Dow Clears 27,000
FiveThirtyEight Staff Finds Hundreds Of Nate Silvers Representing Every Voting Demographic In America After Disastrous Aggregator Explosion
FiveThirtyEight Staff Finds Hundreds Of Nate Silvers Representing Every Voting Demographic In America After Disastrous Aggregator Explosion
Poll Finds 2018 Midterms Resting On Critical Swing Group Of People Who Showed Up Looking For Community Center Pottery Class
Poll Finds 2018 Midterms Resting On Critical Swing Group Of People Who Showed Up Looking For Community Center Pottery Class
Doctor Advises Man With Healthy Blood Pressure To Really Fucking Let It Rip
Doctor Advises Man With Healthy Blood Pressure To Really Fucking Let It Rip
New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With Knife
New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With Knife
New Study Finds Reading Comprehension Down Amongst Dumb Fucks Perusing This Headline
New Study Finds Reading Comprehension Down Amongst Dumb Fucks Perusing This Headline
Wealthy Americans Assure Populace That Heavily Armed Floating City Being Built Above Nation Has Nothing To Do With Anything
Wealthy Americans Assure Populace That Heavily Armed Floating City Being Built Above Nation Has Nothing To Do With Anything
‘Once They Put Me On Cheeses, I Will Finally Be Happy,’ Says Costco Employee Handing Out Free Vienna Sausage Samples
‘Once They Put Me On Cheeses, I Will Finally Be Happy,’ Says Costco Employee Handing Out Free Vienna Sausage Samples
High School History Textbook Concludes With Little Blurb About Last 40 Years
High School History Textbook Concludes With Little Blurb About Last 40 Years

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