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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 23, 2015

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Realtor Was Not Expecting Such Hard-Hitting Questions About Water Pressure
Realtor Was Not Expecting Such Hard-Hitting Questions About Water Pressure
Congress Members Spend Afternoon Drawing Pictures Of Their Dream Capitols
Congress Members Spend Afternoon Drawing Pictures Of Their Dream Capitols
Desperate Obama Just Wants To Know Who To Give Weapons To In Order To Stop ISIS
Desperate Obama Just Wants To Know Who To Give Weapons To In Order To Stop ISIS
Elderly Woman Relieved To Know She’s Tackled Last Technological Advancement Of Lifetime
Elderly Woman Relieved To Know She’s Tackled Last Technological Advancement Of Lifetime
GOP Warns Refugees Likely To Be Driven To Terrorism By Way America Would Treat Them
GOP Warns Refugees Likely To Be Driven To Terrorism By Way America Would Treat Them
Rubio Campaign Deploys 6,000 Ground Troops To Combat ISIS
Rubio Campaign Deploys 6,000 Ground Troops To Combat ISIS
Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy
Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy
Economists Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of Dire Straits Reunion Tour
Economists Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of Dire Straits Reunion Tour
Experts Warn Number Of Retirees Will Completely Overwhelm Scenic Railway Industry By 2030
Experts Warn Number Of Retirees Will Completely Overwhelm Scenic Railway Industry By 2030
Convention-Goer Removes Name Tag, Vanishes Back Into World Of Anonymous Hilton Orlando Guests
Convention-Goer Removes Name Tag, Vanishes Back Into World Of Anonymous Hilton Orlando Guests
Astronomers Discover Previously Unknown Cluster Of Nothingness In Deep Space
Astronomers Discover Previously Unknown Cluster Of Nothingness In Deep Space
Nation Satisfied As Selena Gomez Completes Transition Into Sexualized Plaything
Nation Satisfied As Selena Gomez Completes Transition Into Sexualized Plaything

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