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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 19, 2018

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Ecologists Discover 400 Species Of Charles Darwin Living In Galápagos Islands
Ecologists Discover 400 Species Of Charles Darwin Living In Galápagos Islands
Trump Hacks Through Thick Central American Jungle In Search Of Entirely New Ethnic Group To Demonize
Trump Hacks Through Thick Central American Jungle In Search Of Entirely New Ethnic Group To Demonize
Kid Diving Into Pile Of Leaves Has No Idea There Homeless Guy Jerking Off In There
Kid Diving Into Pile Of Leaves Has No Idea There Homeless Guy Jerking Off In There
Friends Excitedly Gather Around Man’s Phone To Watch Shaky Footage Of Concert
Friends Excitedly Gather Around Man’s Phone To Watch Shaky Footage Of Concert
Stan Lee, Creator Of Beloved Marvel Character Stan Lee, Dead At 95
Stan Lee, Creator Of Beloved Marvel Character Stan Lee, Dead At 95
Family Figures Grandpa Never Talks About WWII Because Nothing Interesting Happened To Him
Family Figures Grandpa Never Talks About WWII Because Nothing Interesting Happened To Him
Woman Confident She Has The Safety Net It Takes To Achieve Dreams
Woman Confident She Has The Safety Net It Takes To Achieve Dreams
Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE
Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE
Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya
Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya
Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President
Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President
New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now
New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now
NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass Shooting
NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass Shooting
Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers
Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers
Female Director Asked If She Feels Comfortable Filming Scene While Nude
Female Director Asked If She Feels Comfortable Filming Scene While Nude
Nation’s Tourists Announce Plans To Form Circle, Clap Hands Around Guys Doing Flips And Stuff
Nation’s Tourists Announce Plans To Form Circle, Clap Hands Around Guys Doing Flips And Stuff
Melania Releases Statement Calling For Removal Of First Lady From White House
Melania Releases Statement Calling For Removal Of First Lady From White House
Widow Still Can’t Bring Herself To Get Rid Of Husband’s Corpse
Widow Still Can’t Bring Herself To Get Rid Of Husband’s Corpse
Disgusting Coworker Barely Even Washed Ass Before Leaving Bathroom
Disgusting Coworker Barely Even Washed Ass Before Leaving Bathroom
Boyfriend’s Snack 200% Of Woman’s Daily Caloric Intake
Boyfriend’s Snack 200% Of Woman’s Daily Caloric Intake
Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered
Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered
Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life
Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life
Unhinged Lunatic Using Facebook To Spread Conspiracy Theories
Unhinged Lunatic Using Facebook To Spread Conspiracy Theories
Supercuts Now Offering To Give Customers Baths For $14.99
Supercuts Now Offering To Give Customers Baths For $14.99
Speakeasy Patrons Apparently Unaware It Legal To Go To Regular Bars Again
Speakeasy Patrons Apparently Unaware It Legal To Go To Regular Bars Again
‘Becoming A Mother Has Been The Most Thrilling Experience Of My Life,’ Reports Woman Fleeing Hospital With Stolen Baby
‘Becoming A Mother Has Been The Most Thrilling Experience Of My Life,’ Reports Woman Fleeing Hospital With Stolen Baby

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