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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 26, 2014

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Male Gaze Falls On Buffalo Chicken Bites
Male Gaze Falls On Buffalo Chicken Bites
Report: Everything You’ve Ever Wanted Has Been Right In Front Of You All Along
Report: Everything You’ve Ever Wanted Has Been Right In Front Of You All Along
Retired Factory Worker Had No Idea Earnings From ’50s Would Have To Support 3 Generations Of Family
Retired Factory Worker Had No Idea Earnings From ’50s Would Have To Support 3 Generations Of Family
Fourth-Grader With Shark Tooth Necklace Must Have Killed Great White
Fourth-Grader With Shark Tooth Necklace Must Have Killed Great White
Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine
Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine
Study: Most High School Graduates Woefully Unprepared For High School
Study: Most High School Graduates Woefully Unprepared For High School
Man Only Buys Products Made Right Here In The USA By Cheap Immigrant Labor
Man Only Buys Products Made Right Here In The USA By Cheap Immigrant Labor
Man’s Insecurities Versatile Enough To Be Projected Onto Any Situation
Man’s Insecurities Versatile Enough To Be Projected Onto Any Situation
Something Apparently Going On With Mom And Her Best Friend
Something Apparently Going On With Mom And Her Best Friend
Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever
Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever
Date Rapist Tossing His Mortarboard Into Air 3 Rows In Front Of You
Date Rapist Tossing His Mortarboard Into Air 3 Rows In Front Of You
10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office
10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office
Man Disgusted Just By Constant Thought Of 2 Guys Kissing
Man Disgusted Just By Constant Thought Of 2 Guys Kissing
High School Suspends Hunky Student For Wearing Shirt
High School Suspends Hunky Student For Wearing Shirt
Resigned Labor Department To Give Every Unemployed American Self-Serve Yogurt Shop
Resigned Labor Department To Give Every Unemployed American Self-Serve Yogurt Shop

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