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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 2, 2016

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Man Wearing Sunglasses Upside Down On Back Of Head Still Recovering From Paul Walker’s Death
Man Wearing Sunglasses Upside Down On Back Of Head Still Recovering From Paul Walker’s Death
Coworker Wondering If Anyone Interested In Laying Bare Their Physical Shortcomings In Basketball League This Year
Coworker Wondering If Anyone Interested In Laying Bare Their Physical Shortcomings In Basketball League This Year
Single Mother Working 3 Minimum-Wage Jobs Just Trying Not To Live In The Moment
Single Mother Working 3 Minimum-Wage Jobs Just Trying Not To Live In The Moment
Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do
Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do
Man On Rolling Swivel Chair Pushes Away From Desk Like Blue Angel Breaking Formation
Man On Rolling Swivel Chair Pushes Away From Desk Like Blue Angel Breaking Formation
Experts Warn Climate Change Will Increase Incidences Of Stepping Into Puddle And Getting Whole Goddamn Foot Soaking Wet
Experts Warn Climate Change Will Increase Incidences Of Stepping Into Puddle And Getting Whole Goddamn Foot Soaking Wet
Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
Entire Meal Consumed While Testing If It Needs More Time In Microwave
Entire Meal Consumed While Testing If It Needs More Time In Microwave
EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain
EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain
New OSHA Regulations To Cut Down On Workplace Mutations
New OSHA Regulations To Cut Down On Workplace Mutations

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