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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 7, 2016

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Rubio Campaign Hires New Candidate In Top-Level Staff Shakeup
Rubio Campaign Hires New Candidate In Top-Level Staff Shakeup
Ben Carson’s Message Undercut By Eyes Drifting In Different Directions
Ben Carson’s Message Undercut By Eyes Drifting In Different Directions
‘I’m Trump All The Way,’ Says Man Who Will Die From Mishandling Fireworks Months Before Election
‘I’m Trump All The Way,’ Says Man Who Will Die From Mishandling Fireworks Months Before Election
Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of Legacy
Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of Legacy
Ted Cruz Skyrockets In Polls After Head Permanently Sealed Within Iron Mask
Ted Cruz Skyrockets In Polls After Head Permanently Sealed Within Iron Mask
Morton Unveils Individually Wrapped Salt Grains
Morton Unveils Individually Wrapped Salt Grains
Clinton Tosses Unpledged Superdelegate In Trunk Of Car
Clinton Tosses Unpledged Superdelegate In Trunk Of Car
Body Language Experts Offer Insight Into Meaning Of Marco Rubio Loudly Sobbing Throughout Debate
Body Language Experts Offer Insight Into Meaning Of Marco Rubio Loudly Sobbing Throughout Debate
Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters
Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters
Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical
Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical

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