The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 16, 2020

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March 16, 2020

Biden Gives Speech From South African Jail Cell Where He Still Imprisoned For Supporting Nelson Mandela

Woman’s Subconscious Not Sure How Much More Clearly It Can Communicate That Her Teeth Going To Fall Out Soon

Pope Francis Urges Priests To Refrain From Molesting Children Over Coronavirus Fears

New Study Finds Most Premature Births Occur After Fetus Smells Something Delicious Outside

CDC Advises Americans To Protect Against Coronavirus By Piling Into This Here Tub For A Scrubbin’

‘Vote Blue No Matter Who, Vote Blue No Matter Who,’ Chants Man Filling In Every Bubble On Democratic Primary Ballot

Lucky Cruise Passengers Get Bunch Of Extra Days On Ship

Things Must Be Getting Pretty Serious For Girlfriend’s Dad To Gift Bottle Of BBQ Sauce

Tulsi Gabbard Named Democratic Nominee After Discovery Of Obscure Rule That Grants Nomination To Whoever Wins 0.7% Of The Vote In Missouri

Biden Extends Olive Branch To Biden Supporters

Best Buy CEO Humbly Asks If Everyone Can Go Out And Buy A Cord Or Something To Help With Company’s Coronavirus Losses

Top U.S. Health Experts: ‘Hold On To Your Fucking Seats Because This Bitch Hasn’t Even Thought About Starting Yet’

BP Executives Combat Negative Perceptions Of Fossil Fuel Companies By Putting Iceberg In Hotel Room With Murdered Prostitute

Trump Assures Americans He Called 911 To Report Coronavirus Outbreak

Health Experts Worry Coronavirus Will Overwhelm America’s GoFundMe System

Kushner Announces Doctors HATE Him After He Discovered One Weird Trick To CURE Coronavirus

Trump Advises Americans Worried About Coronavirus To Just Get Doctor Who Always Tells Them They In Perfect Health

Frustrated Jared Kushner Doesn’t Get Why Everyone In Media Attacking His Qualifications Like They Didn’t Just Get Jobs Through Nepotism Too

Guests Spit Mouthfuls Of Tuna Into Buckets At StarKist Cannery Tour Tasting Room

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