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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 8, 2015

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Family Spends Relaxing Weekend Destroying Outdoors
Family Spends Relaxing Weekend Destroying Outdoors
Transgender Community Caught Slightly Off Guard By Baskin-Robbins’ Enthusiastic Support
Transgender Community Caught Slightly Off Guard By Baskin-Robbins’ Enthusiastic Support
Frustrated NSA Now Forced To Rely On Mass Surveillance Programs That Haven’t Come To Light Yet
Frustrated NSA Now Forced To Rely On Mass Surveillance Programs That Haven’t Come To Light Yet
FBI Releases List Of Criminals It In No Particular Rush To Track Down
FBI Releases List Of Criminals It In No Particular Rush To Track Down
Hospital Gift Shop Figures It Can Soak ’Em For 30 On The ‘I’m Thinking Of You’ Teddy Bear
Hospital Gift Shop Figures It Can Soak ’Em For 30 On The ‘I’m Thinking Of You’ Teddy Bear
Parents Worried Children Old Enough To Remember Family Vacation
Parents Worried Children Old Enough To Remember Family Vacation
TSA Agents To Now Simply Stand At Checkpoints And Remind Passengers That We All Die Someday
TSA Agents To Now Simply Stand At Checkpoints And Remind Passengers That We All Die Someday
Man Honestly Thought Breakdown Would Be More Obvious To People
Man Honestly Thought Breakdown Would Be More Obvious To People
New Montana Tourism Campaign Marketed Toward Urban Bison
New Montana Tourism Campaign Marketed Toward Urban Bison
Man At Party Comes Crawling Back To Conversation He Thought He Could Do Better Than
Man At Party Comes Crawling Back To Conversation He Thought He Could Do Better Than
New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In
New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In
New Claritin Flamethrower Incinerates Whatever Causing Allergies
New Claritin Flamethrower Incinerates Whatever Causing Allergies
Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
Shower Caddy Coated In Dazzling Multicolor Array Of Various Soap Films
Shower Caddy Coated In Dazzling Multicolor Array Of Various Soap Films
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

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