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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 29, 2015

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Ungrateful Man Just Up And Dies After Everything Insurance Company Has Done For Him
Ungrateful Man Just Up And Dies After Everything Insurance Company Has Done For Him
Comic Book Fans Adamant That Human Torch Be Played By Actor Whose Body Actually Engulfed In Flames
Comic Book Fans Adamant That Human Torch Be Played By Actor Whose Body Actually Engulfed In Flames
Report: Biggest Parenting Fear Remains Losing Child In High-Stakes Poker Tournament
Report: Biggest Parenting Fear Remains Losing Child In High-Stakes Poker Tournament
Jeb Bush Surprised How Easily Stance On Confederate Flag Set Him Apart From Other Republican Candidates
Jeb Bush Surprised How Easily Stance On Confederate Flag Set Him Apart From Other Republican Candidates
South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer
South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer
Mentor To Younger Women In Company Lets Herself Knock One Down Once In A While As Treat
Mentor To Younger Women In Company Lets Herself Knock One Down Once In A While As Treat
Black Man In Support Of Confederate Flag Triples His Media Appearance Rates
Black Man In Support Of Confederate Flag Triples His Media Appearance Rates
Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally
Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally
Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor
Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor
Study: Floating Heap Of Trash Now Ocean’s Apex Predator
Study: Floating Heap Of Trash Now Ocean’s Apex Predator
Supreme Court Legalizes Gay Marriage After Landmark 193,000,000-115,000,000 Decision
Supreme Court Legalizes Gay Marriage After Landmark 193,000,000-115,000,000 Decision
Nation’s Homophobic Bigots Pack It In
Nation’s Homophobic Bigots Pack It In
Report: Only 47,000 Social Justice Milestones To Go Before U.S. Achieves Full Equality
Report: Only 47,000 Social Justice Milestones To Go Before U.S. Achieves Full Equality
Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Most Buck-Wild Pride Parade Nation’s Ever Seen
Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Most Buck-Wild Pride Parade Nation’s Ever Seen

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