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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 24, 2013

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Michelle Obama Seen Outside Walking Family Rhinoceros
Michelle Obama Seen Outside Walking Family Rhinoceros
The Onion Looks Back At ’The Wizard Of Oz’
The Onion Looks Back At ’The Wizard Of Oz’
Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery
Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery
New Iranian President Really Impressed With Country’s Nuclear Arms Program
New Iranian President Really Impressed With Country’s Nuclear Arms Program
‘Whitey Bulger Ordered The Murder Of 19 People,’ Reports Anonymous Rat Bastard
‘Whitey Bulger Ordered The Murder Of 19 People,’ Reports Anonymous Rat Bastard
Sources: You Don’t Want To Know What Currently Happening To Saudi Arabian Woman
Sources: You Don’t Want To Know What Currently Happening To Saudi Arabian Woman
Will Season Four Of ‘Downton Abbey’ Finally Show The Wizards Using Their Powers?
Will Season Four Of ‘Downton Abbey’ Finally Show The Wizards Using Their Powers?
Financial Sector Thinks It’s About Ready To Ruin World Again
Financial Sector Thinks It’s About Ready To Ruin World Again
Syrian Rebels, Government Think It’s About Time To Call Syria A Day
Syrian Rebels, Government Think It’s About Time To Call Syria A Day
Nation Admits It Always A Little Bored By Whole Jimmy Hoffa Thing
Nation Admits It Always A Little Bored By Whole Jimmy Hoffa Thing
Ahmadinejad Signs On As Dean At Sarah Lawrence
Ahmadinejad Signs On As Dean At Sarah Lawrence
U.S. Citizenry Admits It Could Kind Of Go For Charismatic Authoritarian Dictator
U.S. Citizenry Admits It Could Kind Of Go For Charismatic Authoritarian Dictator
Fully Leveled-Up Video Game Character Marvels At How Far He’s Come
Fully Leveled-Up Video Game Character Marvels At How Far He’s Come
Ecstatic American Indians Praise ’The Lone Ranger’
Ecstatic American Indians Praise ’The Lone Ranger’
Nation Currently More Sympathetic To Demise Of Planet Krypton Than Plight Of Syria
Nation Currently More Sympathetic To Demise Of Planet Krypton Than Plight Of Syria

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