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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 19, 2017

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Birthday Cards From Grandma Becoming More Religious
Birthday Cards From Grandma Becoming More Religious
Child Getting Pretty Cozy With Stranger’s Leg
Child Getting Pretty Cozy With Stranger’s Leg
Woman Digs Excitedly Into Ingrown Hair Around Bikini Line Like Grave Robber Pillaging Spoils Of The Dead
Woman Digs Excitedly Into Ingrown Hair Around Bikini Line Like Grave Robber Pillaging Spoils Of The Dead
Man In Kitchen Can’t Remember What He Got Married, Bought House, Had 3 Kids, And Came In Here For
Man In Kitchen Can’t Remember What He Got Married, Bought House, Had 3 Kids, And Came In Here For
Child Running Around House In Bathing Suit Has No Immediate Plans To Visit Body Of Water
Child Running Around House In Bathing Suit Has No Immediate Plans To Visit Body Of Water
Pigeon Feels Silly About Still Being A Little Scared Of Plastic Owl
Pigeon Feels Silly About Still Being A Little Scared Of Plastic Owl
Donkey Kong Left Off New ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Game After Failing To Make Weight
Donkey Kong Left Off New ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Game After Failing To Make Weight
Raid Introduces New Box To Cover Bug Until You Work Up Emotional Strength To Kill It
Raid Introduces New Box To Cover Bug Until You Work Up Emotional Strength To Kill It
Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off
Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off
Virginia Shooting Somehow Proves What Every Single American Has Been Saying All Along
Virginia Shooting Somehow Proves What Every Single American Has Been Saying All Along
Authorities Praise Twitter Users’ Rapid Response To Virginia Shooting
Authorities Praise Twitter Users’ Rapid Response To Virginia Shooting
Scientists Discover New Species Of Reptile Deep Within Amazonian Bulldozer Treads
Scientists Discover New Species Of Reptile Deep Within Amazonian Bulldozer Treads
J.Crew Debuts New Line Of Stylish Casualwear For Mannequins
J.Crew Debuts New Line Of Stylish Casualwear For Mannequins
‘New York Times’ VR Program Takes User Inside Immersive, 3D World Of Paul Krugman
‘New York Times’ VR Program Takes User Inside Immersive, 3D World Of Paul Krugman
Man Pulling On Loose Hangnail Slowly Unravels Skin From Entire Body
Man Pulling On Loose Hangnail Slowly Unravels Skin From Entire Body
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza Directly To President
Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza Directly To President
New Study Finds Best Way To Determine If You Are Android Still Cutting Open Forearm To Reveal Circuitry Within
New Study Finds Best Way To Determine If You Are Android Still Cutting Open Forearm To Reveal Circuitry Within
MLB Umpires Admit Pitchers Throw Way Too Fast To Actually See Ball
MLB Umpires Admit Pitchers Throw Way Too Fast To Actually See Ball
Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman
Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman
Beyonce Releases Teaser Foot Ahead Of Birth Of Twins
Beyonce Releases Teaser Foot Ahead Of Birth Of Twins
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
Millions Of Gallons Of Oil Spill Into Washington From Ruptured Rex Tillerson
Millions Of Gallons Of Oil Spill Into Washington From Ruptured Rex Tillerson
New Report Finds MMA Could Be Bad For Your Knees
New Report Finds MMA Could Be Bad For Your Knees
Report: Today The Day Woman Either Quits Job Or Goes Home And Watches 4 Hours Of Netflix
Report: Today The Day Woman Either Quits Job Or Goes Home And Watches 4 Hours Of Netflix
Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature
Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature
EPA Unveils Plan To Improve Conditions For Nation’s Sludge
EPA Unveils Plan To Improve Conditions For Nation’s Sludge
Hallmark Debuts 1-Square-Inch Father’s Day Card With No Room For Writing Anything
Hallmark Debuts 1-Square-Inch Father’s Day Card With No Room For Writing Anything
WWE Staff Forced To Shoot Aggressive Wrestler After Child Climbs Into Steel Cage
WWE Staff Forced To Shoot Aggressive Wrestler After Child Climbs Into Steel Cage

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