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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 17, 2013

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George R. R. Martin Kills Off Whole Family
George R. R. Martin Kills Off Whole Family
Lockheed Martin Engineer Told To Make It Sear Faces Off Faster
Lockheed Martin Engineer Told To Make It Sear Faces Off Faster
Poor Bastard Who Just Wanted To See ’After Earth’ Really Taking Shit From Theater Employee
Poor Bastard Who Just Wanted To See ’After Earth’ Really Taking Shit From Theater Employee
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
HBO Film Reveals Liberace Was Good Friends With Gay Men
HBO Film Reveals Liberace Was Good Friends With Gay Men
Brendan Fraser: ’I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please’
Brendan Fraser: ’I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please’
GOP: ‘We Support Our Nation’s 11 Million Latino Criminals’
GOP: ‘We Support Our Nation’s 11 Million Latino Criminals’
Guy Typing In All Caps Supports Edward Snowden
Guy Typing In All Caps Supports Edward Snowden
Terrorist Living In U.S. Gets Why NSA Spying Such A Complicated Issue
Terrorist Living In U.S. Gets Why NSA Spying Such A Complicated Issue
Weird Porno Stops At Kissing
Weird Porno Stops At Kissing
Report: Many Iraqis Still Holding Petty Grudge About U.S. Invasion
Report: Many Iraqis Still Holding Petty Grudge About U.S. Invasion
Panicked Studio Delays ‘Man Of Steel’ To Get More Shots Of People Looking Up In Awe
Panicked Studio Delays ‘Man Of Steel’ To Get More Shots Of People Looking Up In Awe
NSA Assures Americans That PRISM 2.0 Will Be Way More Invasive
NSA Assures Americans That PRISM 2.0 Will Be Way More Invasive
Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet
Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet
Friends Don’t Understand How Man Not Depressed
Friends Don’t Understand How Man Not Depressed

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