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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 27, 2020

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Union Soldiers Battle Aliens At Annual Gettysburg Ahistorical Reenactment

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Man Throws Caution To The Wind By Touching Elevator Button With Bare Finger

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Trump Campaign Releases Damning Video Of 30-Year-Old Puerto Rican Joe Biden Promoting Socialism

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Man Longingly Imagines What Life Would Be Like If Pizza Deliveryman Outside Building Were Here For Him

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Toddler Feels Somewhat Torn About Pretending To Be Policeman In Current Climate

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DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month

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Charmin Under Fire For New Ad Suggesting It Wouldn’t Be Bad Idea If Everyone Started Hoarding Toilet Paper Again

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United Arab Emirates Successfully Launches Migrant Workers To Mars To Build Luxury Colonies

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Creatively Recharged Tucker Carlson Comes Up With Week Of Show Ideas After Hispanic Cashier Gives Him Wrong Change

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Nation Calls For Return Of Theme Songs That Explain Show’s Whole Deal

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Homeland Security Claims Protesters Snatched Off Streets As Part Of New Surprise Makeover Series

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Encouraging Report Finds Polar Bears Evolving Aerospace Engineering Skills Necessary To Escape Overheating Planet

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White House Clarifies That Trump Was Just Sending General Well Wishes To All Sex Traffickers

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LeBron James On Quest To Hunt Down Owners Of Rare Rookie Cards That Contain Fragments Of His Soul

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Desperate CDC Now Just Claiming Wearing A Mask Will Make You Rich And Famous Beyond Wildest Dreams

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Asshole Refusing To Pay Reward For Lost Dog As If Poster Specified It Had To Be Alive

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Clumsy Stealth Drone Surveilling Taliban Base Flees After Accidentally Knocking Over Potted Plant

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ICUs Reach Breaking Point As Nation Hits 4 Million Coronavirus Hoaxes

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Country Time CEO Unsure If Company Supposed To Be Racist Or Not

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Victoria’s Secret Introduces New Sexy Push-Up Jack For Maximum Lift

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