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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 22, 2013

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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs
FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs
George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery
George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery
Nation Hoping ‘The Newsroom’ Ends Before Trayvon Martin Storyline
Nation Hoping ‘The Newsroom’ Ends Before Trayvon Martin Storyline
Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least
Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least
Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed
Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed
Infant Child Left In Sweet Camaro
Infant Child Left In Sweet Camaro
Eric Cantor Pressuring Wife To Try New Political Position
Eric Cantor Pressuring Wife To Try New Political Position
Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict
Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict
Fox Books Files For Bankruptcy
Fox Books Files For Bankruptcy
My Name Is Slideshow. Here Is More About Who I Am And What I’m All About.
My Name Is Slideshow. Here Is More About Who I Am And What I’m All About.
Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian
Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian
Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of ‘Wings’
Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of ‘Wings’
Deepak Chopra’s EPIC Twitter Meltdown
Deepak Chopra’s EPIC Twitter Meltdown
Tiny Advisor Who Lived In Obama’s Ear Dead At 83
Tiny Advisor Who Lived In Obama’s Ear Dead At 83

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