The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 20, 2020

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July 20, 2020

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Physicists Hail Major Breakthrough After Discovering Neutrinos Just Little Italian Neutrons

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Report: Carrying Around Boombox On Shoulder Still Coolest Thing Most Americans Can Imagine

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KitchenAid Unveils New Lobster Sedation Kit To Reduce Cruelty Of Boiling Them Alive

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‘Hey, I Think You’re Muted,’ Man Tells Coworker Screaming ‘Fuck You, Fuck All Of You’ On Zoom Call

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Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths

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Joe Rogan Starting To Make A Lot Of Sense To Man Who Gets All His News From Joe Rogan

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Will Smith Reveals Extramarital Relationship With Younger ‘Gemini Man’ Co-Star

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Woman Was Obviously In Middle Of Haircut When California Locked Down Again

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Bank Heist Crew Beginning To Question Inclusion Of Entomology Expert

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Nutritionists Admit You Can Just Eat Hot Dogs And Live Like That For Basically Decades

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New Report Links Nationwide Decline In Mental Health To Not Being Able To Eat Inside Hard Rock Cafe

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Every Member Of Police Department Excitedly Volunteers To Go Undercover In White Supremacist Group

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Melania Trump Figures It’s Time To Sit Barron Down And Tell Him He Was Bred For His Organs

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Father’s Increasingly Virulent Racism Excused Because Of How Difficult It Is For Him To Get Out Of Chair Now

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Panicked Officials Agree To Reopen Gyms After Disastrous 85% Drop In Nation’s Chiseled Studs

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