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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 18, 2016

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Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife
Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
Police Chief Says There Just A Few Bad, Deeply Ingrained Prejudices Giving All Cops A Bad Name
Police Chief Says There Just A Few Bad, Deeply Ingrained Prejudices Giving All Cops A Bad Name
Tim Duncan Proudly Reflects On All The Degrees He Accumulated During 19-Year NBA Career
Tim Duncan Proudly Reflects On All The Degrees He Accumulated During 19-Year NBA Career
Facebook Status Update Field Dreading What Area Man About To Type Into It
Facebook Status Update Field Dreading What Area Man About To Type Into It
Nation Surprised It Took So Long For Primaries To Weed Out Candidate With Genuine Principles
Nation Surprised It Took So Long For Primaries To Weed Out Candidate With Genuine Principles
Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices
Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices
Obama Signs Conservation Act To Preserve Nation’s Last Remaining Area Of Common Ground
Obama Signs Conservation Act To Preserve Nation’s Last Remaining Area Of Common Ground
Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule
Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule

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