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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 13, 2015

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Invasive Restaurant Franchise Spreads To Third State
Invasive Restaurant Franchise Spreads To Third State
Insurance Only Covers Generic Heart Transplant
Insurance Only Covers Generic Heart Transplant
Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
Ranking Women Somehow Not Issue In Miss USA Debacle
Ranking Women Somehow Not Issue In Miss USA Debacle
Man Desperately Trying To Wring Every Last Ounce Of Relaxation From Final Day Of Vacation
Man Desperately Trying To Wring Every Last Ounce Of Relaxation From Final Day Of Vacation
ZZ Top Reveals Meaning Behind Classic Song ‘Legs’
ZZ Top Reveals Meaning Behind Classic Song ‘Legs’
New York City Abuzz Over New Resident
New York City Abuzz Over New Resident
Online University Allows Students To Amass Crippling Debt At Own Pace
Online University Allows Students To Amass Crippling Debt At Own Pace
Informal Tone Of Cover Letter Sets Job Applicant Apart From Seriously Considered Candidates
Informal Tone Of Cover Letter Sets Job Applicant Apart From Seriously Considered Candidates
Breaking: Flight Attendant Currently Attempting To Pass Cup Of Cranberry Juice Over Your Laptop
Breaking: Flight Attendant Currently Attempting To Pass Cup Of Cranberry Juice Over Your Laptop
55-Year-Old Guy Dominating YMCA Pickup Basketball Game
55-Year-Old Guy Dominating YMCA Pickup Basketball Game
Motorcyclist Salvaged For Parts
Motorcyclist Salvaged For Parts

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