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The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 28, 2013

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Obama Begins Inauguration Festivities With Ceremonial Drone Flyover
Obama Begins Inauguration Festivities With Ceremonial Drone Flyover
Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama’s Swearing-In
Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama’s Swearing-In
Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency
Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency
Casual Drink With Acquaintance Actually First Move In Elaborate Chess Game To Get Hired At United.com
Casual Drink With Acquaintance Actually First Move In Elaborate Chess Game To Get Hired At United.com
Report: Mom’s Work Friend Has No One
Report: Mom’s Work Friend Has No One
62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover
62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover
Man Who Can’t Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season
Man Who Can’t Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season
Hungover Michelle Obama Packs Leftover Inaugural Ball Hors D’oeuvres Into Sasha’s Lunch Box
Hungover Michelle Obama Packs Leftover Inaugural Ball Hors D’oeuvres Into Sasha’s Lunch Box
NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA 
NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA 
Hoaxed Linebacker Manti Te’o Now Dating ’Scarlett Johansson’s Head On Jenny McCarthy’s Body’
Hoaxed Linebacker Manti Te’o Now Dating ’Scarlett Johansson’s Head On Jenny McCarthy’s Body’
Friend’s Mom Tearing It Up On Facebook
Friend’s Mom Tearing It Up On Facebook
Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else’s Grains, Cereals Per Day
Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else’s Grains, Cereals Per Day
Copy Of ’The Scarlet Letter’ Can’t Believe The Notes High Schooler Writing In Margins
Copy Of ’The Scarlet Letter’ Can’t Believe The Notes High Schooler Writing In Margins
Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire
Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire
North Korea Claims New Long Range Missile Has Ability To Fly Right Up In The Air, Not Unlike A Bird Or A Fly
North Korea Claims New Long Range Missile Has Ability To Fly Right Up In The Air, Not Unlike A Bird Or A Fly

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