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The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 25, 2016

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Lazy, Overweight Cockroach No Longer Has Segmented Abdomen
Lazy, Overweight Cockroach No Longer Has Segmented Abdomen
Governor Demands To Know Which Star On American Flag Is Iowa’s
Governor Demands To Know Which Star On American Flag Is Iowa’s
Iranian Nuclear Scientists Hurriedly Flush 200 Pounds Of Enriched Uranium Down Toilet During Surprise U.N. Inspection
Iranian Nuclear Scientists Hurriedly Flush 200 Pounds Of Enriched Uranium Down Toilet During Surprise U.N. Inspection
Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On Phone With Insurance Company
Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On Phone With Insurance Company
34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Point
34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Point
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reluctantly Accepts Alternative Sentence Of Coaching Troublesome Youth Sports Team
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reluctantly Accepts Alternative Sentence Of Coaching Troublesome Youth Sports Team
Scalia Bundles Up In Fur Robe In Preparation For D.C. Blizzard
Scalia Bundles Up In Fur Robe In Preparation For D.C. Blizzard
Congress Allocates $90 Million To Protect Remaining Eagles Members
Congress Allocates $90 Million To Protect Remaining Eagles Members
New Department Of Interior Program To Reduce Deer Population By Providing Free Condoms To Fawns
New Department Of Interior Program To Reduce Deer Population By Providing Free Condoms To Fawns
Bill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan Die
Bill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan Die
Pentagon Holds Gala To Celebrate 25 Years Of Bombing Iraq
Pentagon Holds Gala To Celebrate 25 Years Of Bombing Iraq

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