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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 23, 2015

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Otherwise Reasonable Man Sincerely Believes U.S. Landed On Moon
Otherwise Reasonable Man Sincerely Believes U.S. Landed On Moon
Local Teen Would Choose Gun With Night Vision Laser Scope If He Joined Army
Local Teen Would Choose Gun With Night Vision Laser Scope If He Joined Army
Grandchild, Grandfather Equally Dreading Collaboration For School Interview Project
Grandchild, Grandfather Equally Dreading Collaboration For School Interview Project
New Study Finds Therapy, Antidepressants Equally Effective At Monetizing Depression
New Study Finds Therapy, Antidepressants Equally Effective At Monetizing Depression
Man’s Neuroses Really Putting Genuine Compliment Through The Wringer
Man’s Neuroses Really Putting Genuine Compliment Through The Wringer
Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations
Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations
Complete Fucking Idiot Considers Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov Russia’s Most Inventive Orchestrator
Complete Fucking Idiot Considers Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov Russia’s Most Inventive Orchestrator
Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats
Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats
Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery
Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery
Police Release Haircut-Progressed Photo Of Missing Woman
Police Release Haircut-Progressed Photo Of Missing Woman
Report: Majority Of Mothers Would Drop Kids Off At Warehouse Called ‘Fun Zone’ For Hour Of Free Time, No Questions Asked
Report: Majority Of Mothers Would Drop Kids Off At Warehouse Called ‘Fun Zone’ For Hour Of Free Time, No Questions Asked
How To Spice Up The Romantic Wedding Moments Every Bride Shares With Her Father
How To Spice Up The Romantic Wedding Moments Every Bride Shares With Her Father
New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test
New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test
Badly Damaged Race Car Carried Off Track On Stretcher
Badly Damaged Race Car Carried Off Track On Stretcher
Trendy Restaurant Has Communal Napkin
Trendy Restaurant Has Communal Napkin

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