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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 22, 2016

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Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony Gives Man Idea To Be Genius Of Some Sort
Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony Gives Man Idea To Be Genius Of Some Sort
Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia
Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia
Seating Mix-Up Puts Tony Bennett In Middle Of Slipknot
Seating Mix-Up Puts Tony Bennett In Middle Of Slipknot
Detroit Begs Nation To Just Give It Something, Anything, To Manufacture
Detroit Begs Nation To Just Give It Something, Anything, To Manufacture
Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring
Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring
Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found
Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found
Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full
Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full
Pizza Slice Only Has One Pepperoni
Pizza Slice Only Has One Pepperoni
Area Dad Concerned He’s Running Out Of Family Photos To Digitize
Area Dad Concerned He’s Running Out Of Family Photos To Digitize
Nation To Honor Harper Lee By Ensuring Novel About Horrors Of Racism Always Remains Relevant
Nation To Honor Harper Lee By Ensuring Novel About Horrors Of Racism Always Remains Relevant
Man Who Downloaded $2.99 Meditation App Prepares To Enter Lotus Plane Of Eternal Serenity
Man Who Downloaded $2.99 Meditation App Prepares To Enter Lotus Plane Of Eternal Serenity
Derrick Rose Almost Back To Pre-Third Knee Injury, Post-Second Knee Injury Form
Derrick Rose Almost Back To Pre-Third Knee Injury, Post-Second Knee Injury Form

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