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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 16, 2015

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New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car
New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car
Man’s Ironclad Grasp Of Issue Can Withstand 2 Follow-Up Questions
Man’s Ironclad Grasp Of Issue Can Withstand 2 Follow-Up Questions
Wave Of Dread Makes Rare Daytime Appearance
Wave Of Dread Makes Rare Daytime Appearance
Gay Alabama Couple Always Dreamed Of Getting Married Surrounded By Hostility
Gay Alabama Couple Always Dreamed Of Getting Married Surrounded By Hostility
Man Would Rather Annoy Small Group Of Friends Than Bunch Of Strangers At Party
Man Would Rather Annoy Small Group Of Friends Than Bunch Of Strangers At Party
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation
Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation
Man Surprised To Learn High School Classmate Became Completely Different Type Of Fuckup
Man Surprised To Learn High School Classmate Became Completely Different Type Of Fuckup
Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit
Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit
Labor Secretary Horrified To Learn Some Americans Working Jobs They Do Not Truly Enjoy
Labor Secretary Horrified To Learn Some Americans Working Jobs They Do Not Truly Enjoy
Scientists Working To Harness Energy Produced By Intense Fracking Debates
Scientists Working To Harness Energy Produced By Intense Fracking Debates
Man Must Be Living With Roommates By Choice At This Point
Man Must Be Living With Roommates By Choice At This Point
Mom Reports That Hometown Actually Has A Lot Going On Now
Mom Reports That Hometown Actually Has A Lot Going On Now
Florida Resort Allows Guests To Swim With Miami Dolphins
Florida Resort Allows Guests To Swim With Miami Dolphins
Man’s Food Poisoning Could Realistically Be Traced Back To Any Meal From Past Week
Man’s Food Poisoning Could Realistically Be Traced Back To Any Meal From Past Week

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