The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 4, 2017

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December 4, 2017

Showerin’ Real Good Continues To Top Bridal Style Trends Of 2017

Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

Dying Woman Sorry She Won’t Get To See 37-Year-Old Son Grow Up

Comedy Cellar Holds Night For Male Comedians To Workshop Sexual Harassment Apologies

Prince Harry Engaged To Woman Who Will Never Love Him The Way 29-Year-Old Idahoan Graphic Designer Jennie Hoffman Does

Cyber Monday Retailers Pull In Record 700 Terabytes Of Consumers’ Personal Information

New Report Finds Giants Just 5 Years Away From Acquiring Offensive Weapons

‘So What Did I Miss?’ Asks Michael Flynn Tilting Large Flower On Lapel Towards Trump

Chicago Announces New Tax Breaks To Attract Major New York, LA Shootings

Al Franken Tearfully Announces Intention To Step Down From Role As Harasser Of Women

Teacher Frustrated No One In Beginner Yoga Class Can Focus Chakras Into Energy Blast

Witnesses To Gordon Hayward Injury Continuing Long Road To Recovery

Buick Introduces New Self-Buying Car

‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Exclusive Information From Jaime Phillips About Roy Moore’s Sexual Indiscretions

New GOP Plan Offers Tax Breaks On All Contributions Tucked Into Congressmen’s Suit Breast Pocket

Cartoon Character Translated Seamlessly Into Noodle

Hooded Members Of Congress Drown Another Love Child In Potomac To Prevent Affair From Getting Out

Area Woman Quietly Satisfied To Have Concrete Evidence Backing Up Years-Long Hatred Of Matt Lauer

Bangor Police Bring In Stephen King To Help Track Demonic Car That Killed Woman

Al Roker Stares Crestfallen At Matt Lauer Tattoo On Own Torso

Alex DeLarge Forced To Step Down As Leader Of Droogs Amidst Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct

Colgate Unveils New Dental Grout To Fill In Gaps Between Teeth

Man’s Eyes Glaze Over Whenever Politician Starts Threatening To Plunge Him Into Serf-Like Subjugation

Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Works For State Department

Breitbart Criticized For Publishing Humanizing Profile Of Libtard Beta-Cuck

Trump Retweets Video From Anti-Muslim Hate Group

Melania Trump Hangs Decayed Badger Carcass Over White House Mantel To Finish Off Traditional Slovenian Christmas Decor

Leah Remini Rediscovers Her Faith In Scientology After Going Through Difficult Point In Life

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Mueller: ‘Well, We Got The Liar. Probe’s Over’

Glitch In Country Allows Citizens To Temporarily Walk Through Tables

‘I Used To Look Up To You,’ Shouts Anguished Flynn Jr. Running Out Of Room After Learning Father A Perjurer

Matt Lauer Returns To Today Show Following 2-Day Suspension

New ‘This Is SportsCenter’ Commercial Features Otto The Syracuse Orange Laying Off Staffers

White Guy Held Accountable For Crime

‘Sometimes It Feels Like You’re The Only One Who Understands Me,’ Whispers Trump To White House Roach Infestation

Flynn Pleads Guilty To Lying To FBI, But, Worst Of All, Lying To Himself

GOP Leaders Celebrate Passing Point Of No Return

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