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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 8, 2016

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Home Depot Employee Can Tell This Customer’s First Attempt At Pipe Bomb
Home Depot Employee Can Tell This Customer’s First Attempt At Pipe Bomb
God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident
God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident
Trump Campaign Ponders Going Negative
Trump Campaign Ponders Going Negative
‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow
‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow
New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System
New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System
Report: Ground Still Least Desirable Surface For Breaking Fall
Report: Ground Still Least Desirable Surface For Breaking Fall
Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic
Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic
Obama Holds Camp David Summit To Ease Tensions With Coyotes
Obama Holds Camp David Summit To Ease Tensions With Coyotes
Performers Frantically Trying To Incorporate Spewing Sewage Pipe Into Rio Opening Ceremony
Performers Frantically Trying To Incorporate Spewing Sewage Pipe Into Rio Opening Ceremony
Olympics Head Priestess Slits Throat Of Official Rio Mascot To Sanctify Opening Ceremony
Olympics Head Priestess Slits Throat Of Official Rio Mascot To Sanctify Opening Ceremony

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