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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 24, 2015

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Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them
Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them
Huckabee Campaign Suspended After Candidate Trapped In Briar Patch
Huckabee Campaign Suspended After Candidate Trapped In Briar Patch
St. Louis Rams Threaten To Leave Town Unless Taxpayers Personally Build Stadium With Bare Hands
St. Louis Rams Threaten To Leave Town Unless Taxpayers Personally Build Stadium With Bare Hands
Hillary Clinton Assured Drop In Polls Just Indication People Haven’t Abandoned Ideals Yet
Hillary Clinton Assured Drop In Polls Just Indication People Haven’t Abandoned Ideals Yet
Apartment Listing Sweetens The Pot With Offer To Sell Current Tenant’s 9-Year-Old Furniture
Apartment Listing Sweetens The Pot With Offer To Sell Current Tenant’s 9-Year-Old Furniture
Ben Carson Wows Iowa State Fair Attendees With Massive 300-Pound Brain
Ben Carson Wows Iowa State Fair Attendees With Massive 300-Pound Brain
Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge
Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge
Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At
Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At
Report: Distracted Driving Results In More Than 5,000 Unfinished Texts Each Year
Report: Distracted Driving Results In More Than 5,000 Unfinished Texts Each Year
Americans Outraged Amazon’s Punishing Work Culture Has Yet To Yield Same-Day Shipping For All Products
Americans Outraged Amazon’s Punishing Work Culture Has Yet To Yield Same-Day Shipping For All Products
Climate Change Deniers Present Graphic Description Of What Earth Must Look Like For Them To Believe
Climate Change Deniers Present Graphic Description Of What Earth Must Look Like For Them To Believe
Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order
Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order

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