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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 19, 2013

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Bigoted Asshole Makes The Best Barbecue
Bigoted Asshole Makes The Best Barbecue
Headline About So-Called Lobsterman Extremely Misleading
Headline About So-Called Lobsterman Extremely Misleading
Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother
Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother
Man Made Clear-Headed Choice To Upload Series Of Online Videos Explaining How To Install Surround Sound Speakers
Man Made Clear-Headed Choice To Upload Series Of Online Videos Explaining How To Install Surround Sound Speakers
‘Expendables 3’ Cast Requests To Be Paid In Steroids, Meat
‘Expendables 3’ Cast Requests To Be Paid In Steroids, Meat
Israel Builds New Settlement To Host Palestinian Peace Talks
Israel Builds New Settlement To Host Palestinian Peace Talks
Teen Choice Awards Honor Cory Monteith With Posthumous Surfboard
Teen Choice Awards Honor Cory Monteith With Posthumous Surfboard
Woman At Supermarket Imagines Entire Narrative Where Bagger Is Happy With Life
Woman At Supermarket Imagines Entire Narrative Where Bagger Is Happy With Life
Man Taking Photo With iPad Oblivious To How Badass He Looks
Man Taking Photo With iPad Oblivious To How Badass He Looks
Riotous, Chanting Iowa State Fair Crowd Gathers For Annual Deep-Frying Of Virgin
Riotous, Chanting Iowa State Fair Crowd Gathers For Annual Deep-Frying Of Virgin
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
Pornographic Website Visitor Chooses Subscription That’s Right For Him
Pornographic Website Visitor Chooses Subscription That’s Right For Him
Cat Seemed Perfectly Content Right Up Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room
Cat Seemed Perfectly Content Right Up Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room
Russian Man Recalls Oppressive Days Under Communism When No One Could Speak Freely Or Protest Government
Russian Man Recalls Oppressive Days Under Communism When No One Could Speak Freely Or Protest Government
Group Of Friends Engage In Passionate, Incoherent Discussion About Current Events
Group Of Friends Engage In Passionate, Incoherent Discussion About Current Events

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