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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 18, 2016

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Elderly Man Who’s Outlived Wife By 8 Years Must Not Have Loved Her Very Much
Elderly Man Who’s Outlived Wife By 8 Years Must Not Have Loved Her Very Much
New Altar Boy Clearly Not Ready For Spotlight Of 10 A.M. Sunday Mass
New Altar Boy Clearly Not Ready For Spotlight Of 10 A.M. Sunday Mass
Breeze Plays Kick-Ass Riff On Wind Chimes
Breeze Plays Kick-Ass Riff On Wind Chimes
Nothing Doing Down Louisiana Way, Fly-Swattin’ Sources Report
Nothing Doing Down Louisiana Way, Fly-Swattin’ Sources Report
Beautiful Spring Day No Match For Last 35 Years Of Man’s Life
Beautiful Spring Day No Match For Last 35 Years Of Man’s Life
Switzerland Passes U.N. Inspection After Erecting Fire Escape On Matterhorn
Switzerland Passes U.N. Inspection After Erecting Fire Escape On Matterhorn
Nate Silver Blinded By Gods For Seeking Forbidden Knowledge Of Future
Nate Silver Blinded By Gods For Seeking Forbidden Knowledge Of Future
Bold Intern Giving Parents Tour Of Office
Bold Intern Giving Parents Tour Of Office
World’s Marine Life On Edge Now That SeaWorld Moving On From Orcas
World’s Marine Life On Edge Now That SeaWorld Moving On From Orcas
Universe Feels Zero Connection To Guy Tripping On Mushrooms
Universe Feels Zero Connection To Guy Tripping On Mushrooms

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