The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 15, 2019

Aunt Somehow Got Married, Divorced Twice Since Last Time Nephew Saw Her
Aunt Somehow Got Married, Divorced Twice Since Last Time Nephew Saw Her
Study Finds They Just Don’t Make ’Em Like Ginger Rogers Anymore
Study Finds They Just Don’t Make ’Em Like Ginger Rogers Anymore
ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
Kirstjen Nielsen Reminds Herself She A Private Citizen Now After Instinctively Detaining Mexican Child On The Street
Kirstjen Nielsen Reminds Herself She A Private Citizen Now After Instinctively Detaining Mexican Child On The Street
Trump Vows Extensive Search To Find New DHS Director With Ideal Personality Disorders
Trump Vows Extensive Search To Find New DHS Director With Ideal Personality Disorders
Activists Petition Cupcake Kingdom To Address Adorable Housing Crisis
Activists Petition Cupcake Kingdom To Address Adorable Housing Crisis
Confused Zoo Officials Awkwardly Celebrate After Endangered Panda Gives Birth To Healthy Northern White Rhino
Confused Zoo Officials Awkwardly Celebrate After Endangered Panda Gives Birth To Healthy Northern White Rhino
Netanyahu Vows To Clog The Rivers With Skulls Of His Enemies In Last-Minute Push To Win Over Undecided Voters
Netanyahu Vows To Clog The Rivers With Skulls Of His Enemies In Last-Minute Push To Win Over Undecided Voters
Report: Most Americans Have Fewer Than 5 Hobbies Saved For Retirement
Report: Most Americans Have Fewer Than 5 Hobbies Saved For Retirement
Astronaut Piloting Cargo Ship Leaves Note On Side Of ISS After Accidentally Knocking Off Solar Array
Astronaut Piloting Cargo Ship Leaves Note On Side Of ISS After Accidentally Knocking Off Solar Array
Complete Psychopath Meets Proper Screen Time, Sleep, Exercise Guidelines
Complete Psychopath Meets Proper Screen Time, Sleep, Exercise Guidelines
Report: Keep Reading And Nobody Gets Hurt
Report: Keep Reading And Nobody Gets Hurt
Report: It Would Be A Real Shame If Something Were To Happen To You
Report: It Would Be A Real Shame If Something Were To Happen To You
Report: You’re Gonna Read This Page Right Fucking Now Or It’ll Be The Last Goddamn Thing You Ever Do
Report: You’re Gonna Read This Page Right Fucking Now Or It’ll Be The Last Goddamn Thing You Ever Do
Breaking: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, This Got Out Of Hand
Breaking: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, This Got Out Of Hand
Majority Of Americans Voice Support For Bernie Sanders After Learning He’s A Millionaire
Majority Of Americans Voice Support For Bernie Sanders After Learning He’s A Millionaire
NRA Criticizes Video Game Makers For Downplaying Portrayal Of Euphoric Rush Felt Watching Light Leave Enemy’s Eyes
NRA Criticizes Video Game Makers For Downplaying Portrayal Of Euphoric Rush Felt Watching Light Leave Enemy’s Eyes
Mario Batali Reduced To Selling Bowl Of Ravioli On Craigslist
Mario Batali Reduced To Selling Bowl Of Ravioli On Craigslist
Bird Reflects On Frailty, Impermanence Of Life After Finding Dead Human On Sidewalk
Bird Reflects On Frailty, Impermanence Of Life After Finding Dead Human On Sidewalk
Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him
Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him
Lightning Bolt Blasts Washington Monument As Mike Pence, Pete Buttigieg Locked In Battle Of Prayers On National Mall
Lightning Bolt Blasts Washington Monument As Mike Pence, Pete Buttigieg Locked In Battle Of Prayers On National Mall
Ecuadorian Embassy Runs Ad Seeking ‘No Drama’ Tenant For Newly Vacant Room
Ecuadorian Embassy Runs Ad Seeking ‘No Drama’ Tenant For Newly Vacant Room
Christian Bale Loses 40 Years For Upcoming Movie Role
Christian Bale Loses 40 Years For Upcoming Movie Role
New Report Finds Amazon May Be Listening To You Through Hardcover Copies Of Michelle Obama’s ‘Becoming’
New Report Finds Amazon May Be Listening To You Through Hardcover Copies Of Michelle Obama’s ‘Becoming’
William Barr Agrees To Release Nonverbal, Abstract Visual Representation Of Mueller Report
William Barr Agrees To Release Nonverbal, Abstract Visual Representation Of Mueller Report