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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 1, 2013

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Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
Man Has Trouble Growing Full Beard Of Bees
Man Has Trouble Growing Full Beard Of Bees
Man Cautiously Avoids Barnes & Noble Section Where Teens Check Out Graphic Novels
Man Cautiously Avoids Barnes & Noble Section Where Teens Check Out Graphic Novels
Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance
Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance
Stars Of Canceled Show Terrified Fans Will Raise Money For Movie
Stars Of Canceled Show Terrified Fans Will Raise Money For Movie
Wikipedia Users Surprised Nobody’s Made Page For John Lennon Yet
Wikipedia Users Surprised Nobody’s Made Page For John Lennon Yet
Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: ’I’m Not A Monster’
Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: ’I’m Not A Monster’
Supreme Court Justices Brought To Tears By Heartfelt Testimony Of Bigot Who Hates Gay People
Supreme Court Justices Brought To Tears By Heartfelt Testimony Of Bigot Who Hates Gay People
Anderson Cooper Throws Another Box Of Letters From Gay Children Into Dumpster
Anderson Cooper Throws Another Box Of Letters From Gay Children Into Dumpster
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars
Mom Hasn’t Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade
Mom Hasn’t Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade
Aquarium Unveils ’Floating Carcasses Of The Pacific’ Exhibit
Aquarium Unveils ’Floating Carcasses Of The Pacific’ Exhibit
Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces
Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces

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