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Romney Throws Quinceañera For Ann In Last-Minute Attempt To Get Hispanic Vote
Romney Throws Quinceañera For Ann In Last-Minute Attempt To Get Hispanic Vote
Romney Volunteers Going Door-To-Door To Let Obama Supporters Know President’s Dead
Romney Volunteers Going Door-To-Door To Let Obama Supporters Know President’s Dead
Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves
Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves
Man Who Eats Breakfast At Dunkin’ Donuts Every Morning And Enjoys The ’Saw’ Films Allowed To Vote
Man Who Eats Breakfast At Dunkin’ Donuts Every Morning And Enjoys The ’Saw’ Films Allowed To Vote
’The Onion’ Calls Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Pennsylvania For John Edwards
’The Onion’ Calls Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Pennsylvania For John Edwards
Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe
Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe
Obama Announces We Are Invading Iran Right Now
Obama Announces We Are Invading Iran Right Now
Wolf Blitzer Debuts New Real-Time Election Results Beard
Wolf Blitzer Debuts New Real-Time Election Results Beard
Millions Without Power Following Election
Millions Without Power Following Election
Defeated Man Victorious
Defeated Man Victorious
Ron Paul Elected Ruler Of Planet Inhabited By 1 Billion Tiny Ron Pauls
Ron Paul Elected Ruler Of Planet Inhabited By 1 Billion Tiny Ron Pauls
Obama, Romney Remain About Equally Powerful
Obama, Romney Remain About Equally Powerful
Nation’s Women Wake Up Relieved To Find Selves Still In 2012
Nation’s Women Wake Up Relieved To Find Selves Still In 2012
Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower
Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower
Man Googles Matt Damon’s Address Because, Well, He’s Crazy And Wants To Murder Him
Man Googles Matt Damon’s Address Because, Well, He’s Crazy And Wants To Murder Him

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