Mad-cow disease is once again sweeping Europe, prompting renewed fears on this side of the Atlantic, including a New York-area recall of Mamba, a candy that contains beef gelatin. What do you think?
“So long as Mallo Cups remain untainted, I care little about this.”
Matt Maldonado • Bartender
“Now I can finally unload all this mad-cow-related merchandise.”
Oscar Kinnard • Systems Analyst
“Mad Cow? Isn’t that the guy on the Z-106 Morning Nuthouse? I always knew there was something wrong with him.”
Victoria Ewart • Legal Secretary
“People are overlooking an important aspect of this crisis: Have you actually seen a cow staggering around drooling? It’s hilarious.”
Warren Hough • Civil Engineer
“Does this candy knock children unconscious for an hour or so? Oh. Never mind, then.”
Benjamin Ruff • Machinist
“Germany is being forced to slaughter 400,000 cattle. Luckily, they’re pretty good at that sort of thing.”
Susan Royce • Hairstylist
