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The Reelection Of Barack Obama: Four More Years Of Crushing America's Hopes And Dreams

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Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
In Major Gaffe, Obama Forgets To Dumb It Down
In Major Gaffe, Obama Forgets To Dumb It Down
Obama Pledges To Repeal Health Care Law If Reelected
Obama Pledges To Repeal Health Care Law If Reelected
’Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
’Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
Obama Camp Vows To Win Neighborhoods Where Romney Staffers Are Too Afraid To Go
Obama Camp Vows To Win Neighborhoods Where Romney Staffers Are Too Afraid To Go
Obama Makes Surprise Visit To Quantum-Branching Multiverse On Alternate Hyperdimensional Plane
Obama Makes Surprise Visit To Quantum-Branching Multiverse On Alternate Hyperdimensional Plane
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama
Unemployed Man Who Had To Move Back In With His Parents Still For Obama
Unemployed Man Who Had To Move Back In With His Parents Still For Obama
Obama’s 19-Year-Old Son Makes Rare Appearance At DNC
Obama’s 19-Year-Old Son Makes Rare Appearance At DNC
Obama: ’Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness’
Obama: ’Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness’
Obama Hoping Jim Lehrer Doesn’t Bring Up U.S. Economy
Obama Hoping Jim Lehrer Doesn’t Bring Up U.S. Economy
Biden Implores Obama To ’Rub One Out’ Before Debate
Biden Implores Obama To ’Rub One Out’ Before Debate
Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate
Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate
Obama Unsure How To Turn Huge Support Among Women, Latinos, Gays, African-Americans Into Electoral Victory
Obama Unsure How To Turn Huge Support Among Women, Latinos, Gays, African-Americans Into Electoral Victory
Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack
Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack
Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere
Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere
Defeated Man Victorious
Defeated Man Victorious

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