Awards season is here, with a variety of biopics, prestige dramas, and politically charged movies vying to join the long list of wildly overrated Oscar winners. The Onion presents a guide to the most anticipated films of fall 2018.
A Star Is Born
This movie about a singer-songwriter who gets her big break will have to overcome Hollywood’s famous distaste for movies about the entertainment industry if it stands a chance of winning any awards.
Private Life
As you can probably guess from the title, and lead Paul Giamatti, it’s that kind of film.
First Man
The movie about the first moon landing is drawing controversy over its decision to whitewash Neil Armstrong’s ardent anarcho-syndicalist beliefs.
Fahrenheit 11/9
Curious audiences across the country will finally find out whether director Michael Moore thinks the Trump administration is good or bad.
The Predator
In this star-studded blockbuster, the interstellar hunter returns to Earth in search of fresh profits.
Night School
Critics have already named this lighthearted comedy one of the top 10 Kevin Hart films of 2018.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald
Yup, Hollywood somehow still isn’t done cranking out Harry Potter shit yet.
Mary Queen Of Scots
Fans of rich period dramas with lush British landscapes, heavily accented dialogue, and beautifully intricate gowns are going to cream their fucking seats.
