‘The Onion’ Celebrates International Women’s Day

Published:

March 6, 2020

Woman Can’t Wait To Get Home And Take Off Uncomfortable Persona

Woman Quickly Cycles Through Non-Threatening Voice Inflections Before Expressing Concern

Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet

Treasury Department Honors Women With First Female Currency

Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails

Woman Takes Short Half-Hour Break From Being Feminist To Enjoy TV Show

Out-Of-Style Woman Still Has Last Season’s Body Issues

Japan Grants Suffrage To Female Robots

Sources: You Don’t Want To Know What Currently Happening To Saudi Arabian Woman

Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She’s Currently In

Report: Women Only Made Up 2.7% Of Video Game Bosses Last Year

State’s Abortion Waiting Period Allows Women To Explore Alternatives To Making Their Own Decisions

Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels…

Study Finds Girls Outperforming Future Employers In School

Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues,’ Acquaintances,’ Strangers’ Genitals

New Health Insurance Law Lets Employers Refuse To Cover Contraceptives If They’re Morally Opposed To Women

Company Encourages Women Who Have Been Sexually Harassed To Come Forward With Resignation Letter

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

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