A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:
iPhone
Ah, what fools we were, to be bewitched by such primitive features!
iPhone 4
This model was the first to include FaceTime, which Steve Jobs originally developed as a way to scream at employees face-to-face without having to leave his office
iPhone 4S
This is where they should have stopped
iPhone 5
With a high-resolution 326 ppi screen, the iPhone 5 was by far the most disappointing to drop on the ground and shatter
iPhone 5S
As soon as this model was released, every iPhone 5 began to emit a foul odor
iPhone Cruiser
Older Americans loved the Cruiser’s classic 1930s-inspired styling and wood paneling
iPhone 6
Customers were furious when this model was released with 19,860 pictures of Bono pre-loaded into the photo gallery
iPhone 6SSS
Took them a few S’s to get this one right, but they really nailed it on the third iteration
iPhone 7S Plus
Plans to release this plus-sized model were scrapped after technicians realized they’d accidentally created the Samsung QLED 55-inch TV
The New One
According to everyone who has seen it, The New One is amazing and will make your phone look like crap
